effluvium: wild boar with lockjaw

hrrrrrgggghh!

hrrrgggghh! hrrrggggghhh!

effluvium: wild boar on speedboat

yeah, i'm palming the helm
yeah, i'm roostertailing the wake
yeah, i'm tusk-tearing the air
as the wind whips through my bristles.

i will jumpboard that singularity
i will put a cigar out in somebody's eye
i will retire a mothersucker
like snackcakes. don't even.

how to get elected to the US house of representatives

i built a gun
that shoots nine smaller guns
with woodgrain veneers

BANG! mothersucker,
you heard right:

i built a knife that cuts knifes,
a missile that blows up & other missiles come out
and when those missiles blow up
rattlesnakes rain down on children
fangs-first

i built a planet
that shoots nine smaller planets,
and also pluto,
which is not a planet
by technicality