27 May 2009

let's get tore up

let's get tore up
and buy hovercrafts

let's get tore up
and buy guns

let's get tore up
and buy hovercrafts with guns on them
and shoot the guns
into the swamp

let's get tore the fuck up

19 May 2009

how to get elected to the US house of representatives

i built a gun
that shoots nine smaller guns
with woodgrain veneers

BANG! mothersucker,
you heard right:

i built a knife that cuts knifes,
a missile that blows up & other missiles come out
and when those missiles blow up
rattlesnakes rain down on children

i built a planet
that shoots nine smaller planets,
and also pluto,
which is not a planet
by technicality

06 May 2009

turboboosting the panopticon

i want to turboboost
the panopticon.

let's get a gun
and let's shoot it.

i want to make love to you
like a wild boar bursting through flames,

through a field on fire,
yeah, through a wildfire.

i want to make love
like a wild boar firefighter

kicking down the door
to your apartment.