how to get elected to the US house of representatives

i built a gun
that shoots nine smaller guns
with woodgrain veneers

BANG! mothersucker,
you heard right:

i built a knife that cuts knifes,
a missile that blows up & other missiles come out
and when those missiles blow up
rattlesnakes rain down on children
fangs-first

i built a planet
that shoots nine smaller planets,
and also pluto,
which is not a planet
by technicality