selleck vs. boar: round 1

oh selleck! let me boil
your browsweat to sea salt
to season my kale chips.

let me consume a meatsteak.
be my arsonist, and i'll be your
boarded-up housing project.

let's meet local singles who love
wild boar hunting, and take them
wild boar hunting. let's build us

a ranch. sometimes i cry
for the poor kids in africa
who can't even afford ammunition.

effluvium: wild boar with lockjaw

hrrrrrgggghh!

hrrrgggghh! hrrrggggghhh!

turboboosting the panopticon

i want to turboboost
the panopticon.

let's get a gun
and let's shoot it.

i want to make love to you
like a wild boar bursting through flames,

through a field on fire,
yeah, through a wildfire.

i want to make love
like a wild boar firefighter

kicking down the door
to your apartment.