oh selleck! let me boil
your browsweat to sea salt
to season my kale chips.
let me consume a meatsteak.
be my arsonist, and i'll be your
boarded-up housing project.
let's meet local singles who love
wild boar hunting, and take them
wild boar hunting. let's build us
a ranch. sometimes i cry
for the poor kids in africa
who can't even afford ammunition.