selleck vs. boar: round 1

oh selleck! let me boil
your browsweat to sea salt
to season my kale chips.

let me consume a meatsteak.
be my arsonist, and i'll be your
boarded-up housing project.

let's meet local singles who love
wild boar hunting, and take them
wild boar hunting. let's build us

a ranch. sometimes i cry
for the poor kids in africa
who can't even afford ammunition.

an ode to the inventor of bloodletting

let us consume these multitudes
of schnapps
and heckle people in the dog-dust streets
if their haircuts are insufficient

let us bellow like hollow bells
across the macadam

let us ride Bently coupes
aim for the sky
cock that shit
then shoot

we the motherfucking people

yes, we will say, I am intoxicated on schnapps
and you?! your haircut is insufficient.